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[from The Escape AgentsLondon: T. Werner Laurie, 1910]
MAJOR JOSEPH COLT rapped smartly on the cabin door with the butt of his pistol. "Miss Clarice," he called, "please come out and get it over."
"In a minute," the vivandière replied. "You must give me another minute. I cannot get ready -- for such a change -- all in a moment, like you great strong men."
"A minute may be too late, miss," Colt pleaded. "The ship's surrendered. The Moor's boat may be back here any second now, and once they come below and see you, and set hands on you, you know what follows. Come out and get it over."
"And have you no final message for me?" came the woman's voice through the door. "Aren't you going to tell me that you love me, even now?"
"Miss," replied the American desperately, "you force me to repeat to you that I am still engaged to Miss Patience Collier of Boston, and though I am never likely to see her again, I haven't it in me to break my word to her even now. But, as regards yourself, I am sure you know what I feel."
"Well, Joe, as you won't say anything beyond that, I'll come out."
The lock of the cabin clicked, and Major Joseph Colt cocked his flint and raised his pistol. The schooner's narrow alleyway was lit by one small smoking lamp, and in its feeble radiance the man's sallow face, with its square-cut black whisker, looked drawn and ghastly. But this final shot was necessary. Any fate was better for a woman one cared about than to fall into the hands of the Barbary pirates in the year 1811. He was going to shoot her through the heart. She herself had asked him to put the final bullet through her brain, but he, could not bring himself to fire into Clarice's face. It was her dear heart that he would still.
The catch lifted, and the door swung slowly open. Major Colt lifted his pistol to the place, and pressed the trigger with his forefinger to half its firing pin. He would explode it as soon as his eyes rose to hers.
Then the pistol-muzzle dropped as though the brass-armed butt had scorched him, and "My Land!" rapped Major Colt, "who's this?"
He saw a dissolute- "Now this," said Clarice, "is what we call a fine
dramatic situation. It would bring down the house anywhere. Ah, if I
only had played this piece that day when the Emperor came to the Port
St Martin, he never would have hissed me off the French stage."
"Curse your acting, miss," said Colt, brutally. He
flung his pistol to the deck, and strode off to the schooner's tiny
main cabin. "I shall never forgive you for what you have made me go
through this last five minutes."
She ran lightly after him, and when he had sat down
moodily at the table, dropped an arm upon his shoulder. "Joe, mon
cher, forgive an actress her little piece of comedy."
"I am in no mood for it. I had wound myself up for
tragedy."
"Well, there's tragedy enough. I've had to cut off
quite a third of my hair. And does not that even move you, Joe? The
loss of my hair that you have been so kind more than once to admire."
"I never told you I admired your hair, miss."
"Oh, not in plain crude words, I admit. But you have
looked upon it, and your so speaking eyes have told me what they
thought. You cannot deny, dear Joe, that you have imagined yourself
caressing my soft red hair."
"It's brown. I mean, I give no thought whatever to
your hair, miss. I can see for myself that you've done it as a man's
now, and I must say your get-up disgustingly effective. Heaven send
it sees you through, for I flatly tell you we're in desperate hands.
As soon as the boat comes back we'll have to go."
Clarice shrugged her shoulders. "It seems to me you
are unduly gloomy. We were chased by Captain Meadey half way to
Gibraltar, and then when the Frolic turned back, the other John
Bull chivied us through the Straits. Then came the squall, and away
went our masts. We are waterlogged and helpless, and in two days more
must have starved. This xebec turns up, and at least we shall be kept
alive for the present."
"As slaves in Sallee."
"Like your great English hero, Robinson Crusoe."
"I am an American, miss," said Colt sourly. "I never
heard of the gentleman."
"Then let me tell you that in youth he was taken
prisoner by a rover of Sallee, and made slave to a Moor in Barbary,
and presently escaped to follow fortune elsewhere."
"Well, we must do the same. Heaven intended me for a
free man, miss, and I cannot and will not live as a slave."
"Do you think I am more eager for slavery than
yourself? My duty as one of the Emperor's Escape Agents is in Cabrera
or near it, not on this awful Barbary coast. You prate, my Major, of
that marshal's bâton that is in store for you. Do you
think a woman cannot be just as keen to earn distinction?"
"Miss," said Major Colt, with an angular bow, "I honour
your brave spirit. What we have gone through these last few days
would have been enough to daunt Ephraim Taylor, who fought Indians for
forty years; yes, and I believe it would even have daunted Emperor
Bonaparte. This desolate sea that's so near us now; the rover that'll
ferry us presently to Sallee; the chains there, and what's beyond 'em
in savage Barbary: I tell you flatly that they have frightened me.
But I will just shake you respectfully by the hand, miss, if you do
not mind, and borrow a pottle-full of your courage. My Land! Did you
feel that bump? And, listen; there are bare feet pattering upon the
deck. The boat's come back from the xebec!"
"Dear Mary!" murmured Clarice, "what shall I do if they
find I am not a man?" She seized Major Colt's large hand in both her
own, and pressed it to her heart, and then as suddenly cast it away as
the bare brown feet of a couple of Moors showed themselves coming down
the cabin stairs.
On the xebec they were treated with small
consideration. The little vessel was decked only forward and aft, and
under these shelters were stored her cargo of pirated merchandise.
Her people harboured in the open; and if they were content to expose
their own skins to the sprays, the rain, the wind, or the scorching
sun, it could scarcely have been expected that they would be more nice
with their prisoners.
It happened that the rover was returning loaded after a
tolerably successful foray. She had tackled some eight Christian
vessels, Spanish for the most part, had made a third of their crews
prisoners, and had sent the rest to Eblis, and incidentally had
forwarded a goodly percentage of her own people to Paradise in the
process. There was no chance, as Major Colt gloomily noted, of an
uprising amongst the slaves. Each and all of them were most scientifically
chained. Moreover, the allowance of food and water doled out to them
was so small that the souls of most of them barely hung in their
shrivelled carcases, and all fighting spirit had been completely
chastened away.
The wind held, and the xebec sailed well; and on the
fourth day of their captivity brought up to her anchors in Sallee
Roads. Kherbs were rowed off through the surf and took her guns and
the weightier bales of her cargo; and when her draught had been
sufficiently lightened, she hove up and hoisted sail again; and
presently was being very skilfully handled as she drove in over the
spouting bar of the Buragrag River, which divides Sallee (or
Slá, as the Moors call it) from its twin place of iniquity,
Rabat. Her copper flamed in the sun as she danced amongst the
breakers, and then she shot over into calm water amongst the other
shipping, and came to an anchor. And then came a disembarkation of
the cargo, the part of it that could not walk being packed on the
tottering backs of the part of it that could.
At the subsequent auction sale the disreputable-looking
young Frenchman, with a patch over one eye (who happened to be
Mademoiselle Clarice de la Plage), was knocked down to a stout and
elderly Jew named Benzaki, but an officer of the Kaid stepped in and
stopped the bidding for Major Joseph Colt.
"This slave," said the officer, "is requisitioned by
His Holiness the Sultan for work on the new Kasbah." He looked hard
at the American, and noted the grim strongness of his face beneath the
four days' stubble of blue-black beard. "Take him, and show the
deaths those slaves die who try to escape. Show him also the tortures
those endure who do not work for the Sultan at their hardest, and then
give him a rammer, and bid him pound earth for the new walls."
There for the time the two Escape Agents parted, after
their names and descriptions had been taken down by a Redemptionist
Father, who was himself also an Escape Agent in his way.
The house of Benzaki, the Jehudi, to which Clarice
clanked along in the wake of her purchaser, was in the quarter
assigned to his race, and was almost ostentatious in its
unpretentiousness. Facing on the filthy street, it showed a narrow
front of untended whitewash, which was broken only by one slim grated
window, and a lowly door. But inside it was a regular warren of
unexpected rooms, and somehow one gathered that in the thickness of
the walls were other rooms which might well contain matters of
interest. The internal odours were divided between the scent of
partly-dried hides and the smell of decaying malt, with a racy spice
of garlic thrown in to tincture the whole.
Benzaki led the way to a little dark room, lowered
himself on to a divan, and motioned his new slave to stand before him.
"Do you speak French, Spanish, or English?"
"All three, señor. A French soldier who
has served is of necessity a linguist."
"Moorish?"
"No, señor."
"Well, you must learn that. I shall whip you if you do
not make good progress. What is your trade?"
"The military, señor. And also I have
acted on the stage."
"A loafer, that is to say. Well, I have my own ways of
teaching loafers industry. Do you know anything about brandy?"
"I have sold it."
"And drunk it also when it has come in your way, I'll
be bound. Well, here you will learn to brew it. If you do not learn
readily, I shall whip you."
The slave's one grey eye glinted dangerously.
"It will be advisable for your own comfort that you
take also what discipline is given without open resentment, or
otherwise I shall sell you to another master."
"Who I suggest, señor, might prove more
kind."
"Possibly, possibly. But in this house you will learn
secrets I do not wish passed on. Moors buy my brandy if it is offered
to them quietly, but if it were made public that the stuff were brewed
here, the Kaid (who is one of my best customers) would have no choice
but to boil me in my own still. I tell you this as an example of one
of the many secrets this house contains, which I do not wish to be
carried abroad."
"If I am kindly treated, I can keep a secret with
anyone."
"Ah," said Benzaki quickly, "but I see you mistake my
hint. If you prove fractious, if you prove unremunerative, I shall
take out your tongue before I sell you. It would not be so bad a
piece of work for me as you might suppose. There is a steady demand
for mutes all over Barbary."
Benzaki rose up heavily from the divan. "The sooner we
get you into a Moor's jelab the better. Come with me now, and I will
knock off those chains, and then I will see you strip off those faded
swashbuckler's clothes. I know a renegado they would just fit, and
who will pay a good price for them. So you see, slave, I am pointing
out a way in which you can begin to earn moneys for your master
already. Come with me and let me see you strip."
The slave shivered, and then backed up defiantly
against the wall, with fetters clanking.
"You shall not have my clothes, you old beast."
Benzaki sat back on the divan, and clapped his fat
hands. "Then you shall be whipped. It is always well to whip a slave
soon after he comes into one's possession, otherwise he never learns
to love one."
A couple of burly negroes bustled in, and the Jew gave
them certain commands in the Moorish tongue. Clarice could
distinguish one word only, and that was bastinado, and her heart for
the moment stopped its beating. But then her high courage returned.
"After all," she told herself, with a shudder, "there were worse
things than having the soles of one's feet whipped to a jelly."
But, as it turned out, the discipline was postponed, at
anyrate, for the present. There came into the room a stout, dark
lady, trousered, and profusely veiled, who, it appeared, was Benzaki's
sister.
"Ah," she said, and wagged a stumpy finger, "just what
I heard. You've been buying another Christian."
Benzaki's shoulders admitted the obvious.
"Well," said the lady, squatting beside him on the
divan, "you remember what I told you I'd do."
"I can't have you interfering with my business affairs,
Esther."
"Poof! as if they aren't as much mine as yours. With
every coin of my money invested in your hides, and your corn, and your
arrack, and the other things, do you think I'm not going to interest
myself in how you handle them to profit? Now, when you lost money on
the last two slaves you bought from the rovers -- and you know the
Kaid said he'd take off your skin and stuff it with straw if anyone
else came out of this house and talked as they did -- I told you
flatly after that I should manage the next one, if you bought another,
myself."
"Tell me your wishes, Esther, and I will carry them
out. It is not proper that you should give order direct to a white
man slave."
The lady was clearly flattered, but she did not yield
her point.
"He will merely see in me an employer. He will not be
enamoured. My veil protects me. Isaac, you have my permission to go.
Now, slave, attend to me, and remember I am merely your owner. What
is your name? Your first name, I mean."
"Clarice."
"What!"
"Clarence."
"That is not what you said before."
"The other slipped out. It is a nickname I got in the
army because I was slim and had a high-noted voice."
"You are a little man, but you do not look effeminate.
I rather like little men," said the lady, and lowered her veil. "How
did you lose your eye? Fighting? Yes, of course, you did, and you
don't want to tell me about it. Well, I'll hear the tale of that when
we know one another better. You are a Frenchman, of course, and
therefore, you must have served under Bonaparte."
"Yes, señorita, I had the honour of
serving under the Emperor till recently."
"They say he is a great fascinator. But he would not
get affection from me. He is too fat. For myself, I could love only
a slim, small, thin man."
Clarice straightened her shoulders, and the lady
languished. "You Frenchman are dreadfully bold creatures, so I'm
told. I shall hardly dare to have your chains taken off. And I've
let my veil slip; how could I have been so careless? You mustn't
think me bold, Clarence."
"I think you entirely charming," said the slave, and
with a clank of fetters lifted one of the lady's hands, and kissed it
delicately. "I wish we were on more equal terms."
"Oh, you are so sudden. That may come later. I wonder
what you are? Not quite what you seem."
The slave swallowed some emotion. "No,
señorita, I am not what you think me."
"Some day you may tell the mystery of your past."
"Kind treatment may get it from me,
señorita, but till I had the great honour of meeting you
I have come across little enough of that in Barbary. Your brother was
just about to give me torture when you came in and rescued me."
"Oh, my brother! You should not mind him much. His
bark is far worse than his bite. He never tortures his slaves as the
Moors do. Why, Clarence, if you had a Moorish master, and you
offended him, he might skin you, or burn you, or have you thrown on
the hooks, or pulled to bits by horses. Now, my brother would never
waste a slave like that under any provocation. A whipping's the only
thing you have to fear, and you may avoid that if you'll learn to
please me."
"Then, señorita, my business in life is
an easy one, and the bastinado is far enough away. Permit me," said
the slave, and once more saluted the chubby fingers with a grace that
had been learned by the tedious teachings of the stage.
Now, Mademoiselle Clarice de la Plage was, as has been
shown before in these memoirs, very neat handed over matters of nice
diplomacy; and, with an opening like this before her, was likely to do
well, especially in Sallee, where unspeakable tortures would be the
reward of mistakes. She was not fond of manual work -- in fact,
disliked it; but in the household of the Benzakis, where all were
industrious, Clarice found it advisable to do some small violence to
her feelings in this matter. At first the Jew was minded to put her
on to the indelicate business of handling hides, but here Esther
intervened, and this was relegated back to the grosser thews of the
blacks. Similarly, in dealing with the import and export of salt, the
new slave triumphantly proved that it is most uncommercial to expend a
fine brain and small muscle on mere porterage.
But noting shrewdly enough that she would not be
allowed to eat the couscousoo of idleness, Clarice dropped with all
outward readiness into the affairs of the distillery, and was
presently brewing an abominable arrack, which certain true believers,
who had more affection for their stomachs than for their souls, bought
unobtrusively and in increasing quantities. The excitement and the
danger of these secret sales were not without their charm. And always
in the meanwhile she gave her patroness a most courtly attention.
Miss Benzaki was dark, fat, and forty -- which, for a
Moroccan Jewess, means that she was well advanced in old age; but she
carried still the remnant of past good looks, and the graceful
courtship of one who had learned her man's manners in male costume on
the boards of the Porte St Martin theatre in Paris, came to the lady
just for the moment as one of the most delightful pleasure of her
life. Hitherto, it must be remembered, Miss Benzaki had been forced
to content herself with the local Sallee civilities; and the manners
of pirates are notoriously crude.
The Christian house slaves of Sallee in the year 1811
wore no chains, and were allowed a large range of liberty. Escape was
practically impossible, and the horrible examples that were made of
those who tried to escape and failed, were festooned from the walls as
an open advertisement of what might befall the restless. Even the
ex-vivandière, who had seen the sack of cities --
Saragossa amongst them -- shivered and shrank when these met her eye;
but she ranged resolutely about the garbage-strewn streets of the town
whenever she could get away from the house, searching always for
Joseph Colt.
The Sultan of Morocco stabled his Christian slaves, who
were employed in cutting stone and pounding earth for the new Sallee
Kasbah, in a row of arches that had been originally planned to shelter
horses; so that as things went on the Barbary coast they were well
off. Clarice searched through all of these; but Colt was not there.
By degrees she saw every workman on the Kasbah, and on all the other
public buildings, still without finding him. A dreadful fear began to
gnaw at her that he had already lost his life, perhaps to the
accompaniment of horrid circumstance; and each time her eye fell on
the hooks that carried those frayed rags of what was once humanity,
something cold would surge against her heart.
But one day a Redemptionist Father, the same who had
taken her name and description on landing, put this fear aside. Colt
was working over the river in Rabat. In her thankfulness, she pulled
from her pocket a few small coins which from time to time the frugal
bounty of Esther had given her, and pressed these into his thin hand.
"For your work, my Father. I did not know it till a minute ago, but
there are moments when a slave can be gay, even in Sallee, and give
his fortune to encourage those who are less fortunate."
A day later Clarice was escorting the portly Esther
across the Buragrag ferry.
The finding of so inconsiderable a trifle as one
particular American slave amongst the four thousand white men who
toiled and groaned and laboured over the public works in Rabat was a
big task, especially as Clarice had lured Miss Benzaki across the
river to look for a certain cosmetic in the Sok-el- "Your affection for me has cooled," she snapped, "or
you would never have let me get so deadly tired. Besides, I cannot
have you sitting beside me as an equal in this public place. Any girl
would be talked about who did such a thing."
So, whilst Miss Benzaki lunched, Clarice stood out in
the aching sun, and outwardly, at anyrate, looked penitent and amorous
and submissive by turns. But presently the heat and the full meal and
the unaccustomed exercise had its normal effect, and when Clarice was
sure that her mistress slept, she also crept into a neighbouring
archway and rested in the shade.
Donkeys came past her, bearing white-robed Moors, slave
porters and free porters envied her rest as they plodded by in the
heat; laden camels sneered at her when their supercilious heads swung
to that side of the street. But even the buzzing swarms of flies that
filled the place failed to keep her awake. She nodded drowsily, still
seeing processions of camels with reeking loads of hides, and men with
long guns escorting them, and Moors on switch-tailed horses, and other
Moors on asses and stately mules, and still more Moors and slaves on
foot. Especially slaves; yes, Christian slaves; but never amongst
them one who was tall and straight and strong, with sallow face and
blue-black hair----
"Clarice! My Land! it is Clarice, and still in those
man's clothes and carrying the eye-patch. They told me these beasts
had caught a woman slave rigged out as a man. My God! you can't guess
what I've gone through, thinking of it. Here, miss, wake up."
"I am awake. I've never been asleep. I merely closed
my eyes. Good-morning, Monsieur the Major. It is quite a pleasure to
see you again. You'd be flattered if you knew how much I've been
hoping you'd pay me a call, but I suppose you've been otherwise
employed."
"Yes," said Colt grimly. "I've been otherwise
employed. I tried to come twice, but the second time they caught me."
He pointed to his feet, which were wrapped up in rags of bandage. "It
was only yesterday that I was just able to hobble about again."
"Dear Mary! They bastinadoed you?"
"I believe that's the local term. Next time they chop
off a foot, so I shall have to have my arrangements better planned. I
don't mind giving you a foot, you'll understand, miss, if it can do
any good. But I don't want the foot to be wasted."
"Dear Mary! what a country!"
"It's no place for you, miss. I'd sooner see you in a
village of Pottawottomie Indians. I'm just going to put all my think
into that one thing till you're away from here and safe."
"And what about the marshal's bâton that
is in store for you, my brave? That will never be earned if you leave
off trying for it for one short day. And then there are the chapters
you are to have to yourself in Miss Collier's 'Conduct of the
Continental Wars.'"
"The bâton can be burned. I'm an
American, miss, and out West, where I was brought up, I was taught
that bâtons don't come first every time. As for Miss
Collier's book, I want to tell you----"
"Clarence!"
"There's my patroness. Now listen. You must come
across to Sallee with me. Only agree to everything I say."
"Clarence! You tiresome wretch, I'll have you
whipped."
"Coming, dearest mistress -- I'll make the old cat
buy you -- I have been watching every instant of your sleep.
And then once we are together, we'll act as our own escape
agents. --Your distresses of this morning have so racked me,
sweet lady, that I have done the impossible. I have found the man who
in France rediscovered the Bloom of Niñon, which is used
exclusively by the Empress Josephine. He is a wise man from the wild
backwoods of America. The Emperor heard of him there, and sent for
him to France. He is a marvellous man, our Emperor. And now this
great American cosmetic-maker is here to humbly offer his unique
services at my lady's footstool."
"Why that," said Miss Benzaki, "is a slave."
"For the moment, yes."
"But he is a fine figure of a man, although I see he is
not very sound in the feet. Stand before me, slave, and let me have
look at you. Fine black hair, bold black eyes, and a great strong
beak of a nose, almost like a Jew's. You've all the essentials of
beauty, but I shouldn't call you bonny. Well, for myself, I prefer a
man who looks strong like you do, rather than one who is slim like
Clarence here. Now I wonder what's your price? If you are for sale,
and your people would take Clarence here in part exchange, I might
deal for you."
The vivandière knelt at Miss Benzaki's
knee in a terror that was genuine enough. "My adored mistress," she
pleaded, "do not sell me. I should die if I was separated from you.
Besides, think how useful I am at the still."
"Yes, that's true, and you know more than we dare let
you carry away and tell. My brother says he will have to tear out
your tongue if ever we sell you. But I shall not do that unless you
force me to it. Frankly, I should not like to cut out any tongue that
has rippled out such a constant stream of pretty things. And, after
all, you did find me this Americano, who you say can brew the cosmetic
you have made me fancy. You there, Blackbeard, did you in your
benighted land, wherever that may be, find out the secret of Eternal
Youth?"
"A Mr Ponce de Leon did that, señorita,
way down in Florida. But I guess you don't know you're quite wrong in
speaking of America as benighted. The United States is one of the few
counties that welcome Jews. Why, in a short time from now, they say
the original settlers will be under-dogs altogether, and by the year
eighteen-five-three, the States will be governed by Jews and Irish
exclusively."
"How often do they impale Jews in the United States, or
burn them, or pull off their skins and stuff them with straw?"
"Never, señorita. It's the low-down
niggers you're thinking about, and it's only done to them in the
South, and when they need it."
Miss Benzaki stood up and shook out her trousers.
"Tell me your price, Blackbeard," she said, "and then come along with
me to your owner, and let me see what you can be got for. Limp,
Blackbeard, and curve your back; I want to buy you as a damaged slave,
not as a sound one."
"Miss, wait a minute. I'm very sorry to say that I'm
the property of the Government."
"That's Kaid Stephan Stephanopulos, the renegade here
in Rabat. Well, it might be worse. Kaid Stephan owes us a large bill
for arrack, and threatens to fill up my brother with gunpowder and set
a light to him when he presses for payment. Blackbeard, if you limp
sufficiently, and bear out my words that your feet have made you
valueless, I shall get you for nothing, merely in settlement of our
just and lawful debt."
Miss Benzaki was very jubilant that night to Brother
Isaac over her commercial astuteness in bringing home two sound slaves
in place of the one she had set out with; and although she was so dead
tired she could hardly keep her eyes open during the recital, the sad
eyes blinked with more than ordinary admiration at the fine figure of
Major Joseph Colt.
The vivandière was given to understand
that the days of favour were over. "I have always found something
lacking in you, Clarence," said Miss Benzaki, with yawning frankness;
and the slave, who was a woman herself, knew what that something was.
For a man who said he had no appetite for the job,
Major Colt's courtship of the portly Jewess was (according to Clarice)
singularly proficient; but even he did not escape that rule of the
house which dealt with work. It was put to him very plainly that all
the Benzaki assets must become dividend earning from the very first,
and so presently behold him as a manufacturer of cosmetics.
It chanced that one of the rovers' ships had brought in
a great lump of ambergris amongst her looted cargo, and this scent so
beloved of the Oriental, Isaac Benzaki had bought. For long enough it
lay in store amongst the mingled odours of the house because no one
offered to purchase. But with the arrival of the new black-bearded
slave, the opening came.
Now Major Colt, till that moment in Rabat, had given no
thought to cosmetics, and was quite unhampered with any knowledge of
how to compound them. He had more than once seen Mohawks and Ojibbway
braves make up in their war paint, and tried to deduce inspiration
from this, but finally was driven to conclude that the two cases were
hardly parallel. So inventing by the light of inner consciousness
alone, he worked up tiny doses of the grey ambergris into mutton fat,
coloured it faintly pink with cochineal insects he caught on the
prickly pear hedges, added a little crude borax as a preservative, and
so produced a cosmetic that was no better and little worse than the
thousand other nostrums of its kind in daily use elsewhere. But
having, too, all the American talent for a label, he put up his
mixture in jars of native red pottery, and so produced an article of
toilette that proved most readily saleable.
Stout old Esther herself introduced it into many
harems, and week by week gazed with shrewd black eyes on the
complexions it had anointed, and bore noisy witness to the
improvements that had been effected there. The Moorish ladies who
paid for these attentions considered themselves as first discoverers
of this Bloom of Niñon, and talked (in the strictest
confidence) of their find on Fridays at the cemetery, when feminine
Sallee met for its week's gossip. And so the sale increased. Then by
a stroke of financial genius the quality of the mutton fat was
slightly economised in, a cheaper scent substituted for the ambergris
(which had run out of stock) and the price per red pot was raised till
it became quite valuable. The result was splendid. Even those ladies
who had done without it when it was cheap, found it indispensable when
it became costly, and so the commercial success of the venture was
made sure.
Miss Benzaki's first admiration for Colt had frankly
been for his exterior, and once she had him in the rabbit-warren house
in Sallee, she coquetted with him in the most brazen manner
imaginable. Major Joseph Colt was emphatically not a lady's man; but
under stress of circumstances he was willing to play a game to save
his neck, or at anyrate his feet. He reciprocated the lady's advances
at first awkwardly, but presently, when he, so to speak, got his eye
in, with more art.
Isaac Benzaki, although he knew his sister's ways, and
although moreover he was a Jew, had all of an Oriental's idea of
seclusion for his womenfolk, and was openly scandalised by the whole
affair. A dozen times a week he would break in up their intercourse,
and would drive the American back to his grease pots with threats of
instant torture and mutilations, and scurry his elderly relative away
to the women's apartments by the sheer torrent of his shrill and angry
abuse. Had she come to her time of life without learning a proper
sense of tribal pride? She was a disgrace to the name of Benzaki!
Flirting with a slave, indeed, when in her day she might have married
the pick of Israel!
But Clarice was the worst of Major Colt's trials. If
Clarice had ever guessed that he would turn poor Mademoiselle Esther's
head in that disgusting way, never, never would she have taken him
away from those horrors in Rabat. "You call yourself a man, and you
let the poor old thing make such a show of herself. Poof! I have no
patience with such vanity. To me you prate of your prim Miss Patience
Collier who keeps school in Boston. But do you ever tell your dear
Esther that she is making her silly sheep's eyes at an engaged man,
Monsieur Joseph?"
"I am not enjoying myself," Colt would tell her with
his grimmest look. "I am hoeing for our mutual advantage, miss, the
row you set me, and if you'd show me a better way of keeping our
scalps in their proper place I'd be glad to hear it. I tell you
plainly I've stood up to the torture stake amongst Indians in my day,
and not winced; but when I remember I've you to look after amongst
these beastly pirates, my nerve's shook. Or, at anyrate, my
invention's gone." He pulled out and screwed together the sections of
a long pipe. "Even their tobacco's barely fit for a God-fearing
American to smoke."
"I believe," said Clarice spitefully, "you've even
kissed the old hussy."
"Well, miss, first it's wrong all the civilised world
over to kiss and tell, and I expect it's the same in Barbary; and
secondly I wish to remind you of your own theory that kisses leave no
mark. I don't agree with that last, as I've told you many times; but
as you're pushing me, I just want to bring up your own words to your
recollection. Will you allow me a few draws on this pipe?"
"I hope you got a mouthful of your own nasty grease
every time you put your lips to her wrinkles. Well, I suppose you
will presently turn Jew and marry this pretty sweetheart of yours.
You've made such a sound business in your cosmetics, that I suppose
she thinks you're worth marrying for your talents. Dear Mary! But
I am thankful that I am engaged already to M. Le Brun, and am free
from these temptations to turn renegado."
"Miss," said Colt, puffing savagely, "there are times
when I should like to shake you. The last occasion you mentioned the
gentleman, too, it sticks in my mind his name was Le Grand."
"Dear Mary!" shrilled the vivandière, "is
it at a time like this you must twit me with a moment's forgetfulness?
I shall leave you, Monsieur the Major, and trust that through the
night you will think of your degradation, and repent before morning.
Faugh! fancy kissing a made-up old thing like that, and for aught I
know dandling her on your knee."
But presently there arrived the unexpected, and
existing arrangements in the house of Benzaki were terminated with
suddenness. Stout old Isaac tottered in through the narrow doorway
one noon, with his mouth filled with blood, and his heart loaded with
rage and terror in equal parts.
The Kaid of Sallee had that morning summoned him to the
Kasbah, politely offering settlement of a long-standing account; and
Isaac had gone cheerfully enough, with the savour of money smelling
very pleasantly in his nostrils. But, lo! on arrival, the Kaid, with
that true Moorish humour, which rarely ascends above the grisly,
invited him to witness the trial of a co-religionist for malpractices.
The trial was short, the sentence curt, and its execution swift; and
presently Isaac was exuding the sweat of horror and fear as he
witnessed the impalement of a poor wretch whose one crime was that he
brewed arrack, and sold it to true believers.
"Now that," said the Kaid with genial meaning, "removes
a business competitor for somebody, eh, Jehudi?"
"Yes, Effendi."
"I believe you came here wanting payment of certain
matters."
"Oh, no, Effendi."
"What, is there no debt between us?"
"I owe much for your Excellency's countenance and
benevolence."
"Then, by Allah," said the Kaid simply, "you shall pay
what you owe. It is not fitting that a dog of a Jehudi should be in
debt to a true believer. The debt according to my memory is the
weight of a bushel of barley in gold pieces."
"If I pay that," whined Isaac, "I shall not have enough
to eat."
"Then pull out five of his teeth," ordered the wise
Kaid, "and thereafter he will eat less. Shall the representative of
his Holiness the Sultan here in Sallee go without payment of his just
and lawful debts because the dog of a Jehudi must needs fill his great
gross belly? Bismillah, no! Ho, you there, not the bastinado as well
to-day. Pull me those five teeth and let him go. If to-morrow he
brings here the money, we will forgive his presumption in daring to be
in our debt."
Poor old Isaac mumbled out to his household this tale
of oppression, and glared round with eyes glinting with pain and hate
in search of someone on whom to fix the blame.
"I always told you," said his sister, "that there was
danger in brewing that arrack, and that one day the Kaid (on whose
name I spit) would cook you in your own still."
The Jew shook a vicious fist at Clarice. "It's you
that made the arrack good so that even the Kaid would drink it. If
I'd had warning of this morning's business, it's your teeth the Kaid
should have pulled; yes, or I would have let him impale you if that
would have glutted him. Good teeth mine were, too; the finest of
ivory, and now gone for ever."
"You'll excuse me," said Colt; "but in the States they
could fix you up with a new set for a matter of fifteen dollars, that
would defy detection even under the closest scrutiny. They are said
to eat very well also, if you don't tempt Providence with chewing gum.
But if you'll let a practical man make a suggestion, Mr Benzaki, I'd
like to point out that the old Kaid isn't gunning for you because you
make moonlight whiskey. He likes his glass of corn as well as
anybody, and he probably had that stake put through your competitor
because he found the poor man was peddling a spirit that gave His
Excellency a head the next morning. Isn't that so?"
"Poor Benjamin did brew a filthy arrack, and I know the
Kaid complained of it more than once."
"There you are, then. It's dollars the Kaid's really
after, not teeth, nor even whisky. His Excellency has had his
financial eye on you. He's seen the arrack business is good; he's
seen the Bloom of Niñon trade bud and blossom like the rose;
he's noted (probably by the increase in the smell of the street
outside) that your connection in hides is steadily growing; and I
guess the Moors in the local wheat-pit have given him news that you've
driven them out of trade."
"Yes," mumbled Isaac, "I'll not deny I've done well of
late, and in one way you two Christians have been a good investment.
But if I'm to be stripped of all, I wish I'd let both of you be
flogged to death on the Kasbah works instead of buying you."
"And I guess under the circumstances that's a very
natural wish. But it strikes me as being outside the political
situation at present. The fact you've got to face is this: that old
Kaid has got his nose on to your dollars. And here is the question
you've got to ask yourself: Are you going to sit tight right here in
Sallee while the Kaid milks you dry?"
Benzaki mopped at his injured mouth. "There is no help
for me. It is the fate of Israel to be oppressed."
"Then let me tell you, sir, you know very little of
your modern tribal history. The United States is the place for your
capital and talents. It's God's country first, last and all the time,
and it's the one country on earth for any white man. I guess," he
added candidly, as he looked at his master's swarthy skin, "I guess
they might take you for coloured at first, but climate and some hot
water would soon fetch off a lot of that."
"And the women have liberty there, you tell me?"
suggested Miss Benzaki.
"They are looked up to most reverently," Major Colt
assured her. "I'm not recommending Boston, perhaps, as a residence,
Miss Esther; but in New York I believe you would be able to shine in
the most exclusive circles, as soon as Mr Isaac here has got his
dollar mill fairly started to churn."
But old Isaac put a hand on his black skullcap and
shook his head beneath it. "I am a Barbary Jew, and am too old to go
to new countries, especially to your New York, where I am told the
Indians come in and torture Jews, even as the Moors do here. It is no
use your telling me they do not, because I should not believe you.
Besides, your New York is too far away across the seas. Now if it had
been Spain, where once my people lived till they were expelled, or
France----"
The vivandière smacked the knee of her
jelab. "Come to France, Monsieur Benzaki. With your talents, and
your so perfect Parisian French you would leap into instant success."
"Not without influence with the Corsican Emperor. We
had a slave here once, a matelot who had deserted from a
frigate, who said that without favour from the Emperor no one in these
days could rise to wealth or eminence in France."
"Listen, monsieur," said Clarice, and held out at him a
slim brown forefinger. "The Emperor's highest favour can be procured
by you, Isaac Benzaki, by the very simplest and most inexpensive of
means. By the misfortune of a faulty general, four thousand of the
Emperor's troops are imprisoned on the Balearic Islet of Cabrera. The
French Navy is occupied elsewhere, and so it cannot go to enlarge
them. As a consequence, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor has
appointed Major Colt and myself as his Escape Agents, to arrange for
the freeing of these prisoners. I am open to tell you that for the
moment our operations are interrupted."
"Yes, I can see that," mumbled the old man. "You can
make few arrangements in the Mediterranean whilst you are chained up
here as slaves in Sallee."
"So there, Monsieur Benzaki, comes in your so
magnificent opportunity. Sail to Cabrera yourself, you and your
wealth, take us with you as slaves to work your ship; procure a cargo
of the prisoners; carry these to the Emperor, and say: 'See what I, a
Barbary Jew, have brought.' Now I ask you, Monsieur Benzaki, as a
man of vast intellect yourself, what will the Emperor say?"
"I think he could not do less than give me a concession
to deal in hides. I should brew no more arrack, once I was free of
Sallee. But hides and the Bloom of Niñon" -- he rubbed his
hands appreciatively -- "they should together spell fortune in
France."
"They'd do more in the States. My Land! If you've a
commercial proposition worth----"
"My friend, Major Colt, is an enthusiast for his new
and rather savage country, but I do not think you would care to take
mademoiselle to shine amongst the painted Indians who have their
wigwams in New York."
"Don't you believe it, Mr Benzaki. There's nothing
cheaper'n a frame house in New York City. And a lot of the better
houses now are built of rock. As for Indians, you don't find them
nearer than Albany since Ephraim Taylor----"
Benzaki angrily slapped his hands. "Peace you two, and
quiet, or I'll have your tongues bored through. America I will not go
to, because I hear they eat beans there, and their only meat is the
accursed hog. France and the goodwill of the Corsican are not without
their attraction. You, Clarence, will you lay your hand upon your
beard and swear that what you have told me about these prisoners and
the Emperor is true?"
The vivandière placed a hand on her
smooth chin. "I swear!" she said, and broke off into a fit of
coughing.
The uprooting of the house of Benzaki from the soil of
Barbary was not a thing its heads could have carried out in less than
a matter of weeks. Old Isaac, when it came to the point, sat
helplessly on a divan, and held his aching jaw with one hand, whilst
he gesticulated against fate with the other. Esther bustled with
furious industry. She packed, and she fussed, and she ordered. From
old forgotten corners she produced old forgotten rubbish, and decided
and redecided a score of times over each item as to whether it should
be taken to France or left in Sallee. And in the end of course she
had to desert the lot.
Isaac had a trading xebec at moorings in the river, and
in this they were to make their evasion; and, as she was naked of
stores, food would have to be their chief burden. When from its
hidden nooks in the thickness of the walls the old man's capital in
gold and silver coin was added, the two white slaves and the two
blacks of the household had all they could stagger under. It was
madness, as both Colt and Clarice pointed out, to linger. To-morrow
the Kaid would come and rob them of all. On the morrow, if by the
disorder of the house the Kaid discovered their intention of leaving
Morocco, he would make their stay permanent by those horrible methods
which were peculiarly his own.
So for the Kaid's benefit they left behind them in the
house a goodly stock of the Bloom of Niñon in its attractive
jars of native red pottery, a fine parcel of stinking hides, and many
demi-johns of rasping fiery arrack. There were also, heaped up to the
size of a goodly haystack, garments which represented Miss Benzaki's
wearing apparel for the last forty years. She was a tremendous
collector of old clothes. It was a racial habit she never could break
herself of.
Night fell moonless and chill; the pirates of Sallee
snuggled into their homes; and when midnight came, and sleep was at
its deepest, the lowly door beside the narrow window in the unkempt
whitewashed wall was opened, and a procession came out loaded down
with bags and bundles. Old Isaac and his staff led the way; a
dead-tired Esther tottered behind him, with one arm thrust through
that of Clarice, and the other hand clutching Colt's sleeve; and in
the rear staggered the two black slaves, heaped up with burdens like
the carrying animals that they were.
Dogs sniffed at them in the street, but forebore to
howl; no human being accosted them. They came to the river side, and
heaped themselves and their belongings into a boat. They rowed off to
the "The dear Esther will be woefully disappointed unless
you marry her when we get to France," said the
vivandière maliciously.
"I think," retorted Colt, "that when she finds she's
been tricked into making love to a pretty girl rigged out in breeches,
she'll have nothing more to do with either of us."
"You do think I am pretty, then, Joe? Dear Mary, how
jealous Monsieur Le Beau would be if he could hear you! Still, I
warrant you do not write me down as pretty in those letters you send
to your Miss Collier in Boston, which give the facts for her great
book on the wars."
"Le Beau!" said Colt. "I thought your fiancé's
name was Le Brun. Well, I don't think I'm very terrified of him
anyway. My Land! Look out! Here we are on the bar. It's all
Barbary to a tin-tack she's swept before we get her out to sea."
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